Yay! We can Pee!

[07:57] Lent Somnolence: introducing Flomax, the worlds first drug targeted to increase urinary output! feel confident again when in a public stall, don't feel unnecessary social pressure just because you used to dribble and would avoid public bathrooms. With Flomax once daily, you can urinate just like you did 30 years ago

[07:58] Lent Somnolence: Remember the good times when you and the boys out back made yellow snow? Do you miss those times? Well, good news is here! Introducing Flomax, the yellow snow maker!

[07:59] Lent Somnolence: Don't live in fear of urinating in public anymore and facing public humiliation when they see you dribble, be bold, be brave, and urinate, like the man you are.

[08:02] Lent Somnolence: Has your lady relation complained about unpleasant taste during oral sex? Or excessive ejaculation? Well, here's Flomax, the solution to both of your problems! Enjoy comfortable blow jobs, with less ejaculatory output, and please your spouse at the same time!

[08:09] Lent Somnolence: as everyone knows, the output of ejaculatory fluid is a time-honored tradition passed on from priest to choirboy, and in sweaty locker rooms after a wrestling game, is a long-standing and well understood method of determining alpha male status.

[08:06] Lent Somnolence: this drug seeks to undermine the male authority and dominance structure that has existed for centuries, that god himself put in place for Christians, it is an abomination for a drug company to think that they can interfere with the natural processes that god so bestowed on us. let us say no, let us demand, and let us pray that this drug called Flomax will be exposed as the heresy it truly is