Saturday, March 20

Late night 5am quiz

Think hard on your answers here... If I had my comment place in system I would be able to know what people would choose. I was thinking about the fundemental truths in life and what singular quality that can be attributed to those that we admire. I know many people admire stupid people, yes all of you admire stupid people. That's okay. We need people to look up to that are smarter than us, and if they are stupid, well at least we're trying to go somewhere. It's the whole point of learning.

Think about these choices, and please no cheating like, I pick RICH, so I can BUY everything; because I then diagnose you as a snot-faced teenager without much on his mind execept how to hide that horrible pimple on your face and just how can I bone that dog-ugly cheerleader, because she's the only popular girl who might date someone who doesn't wash her face. I don't think she washes her face either, so that makes us equal right?

Having one quality does not mean you have any of the others. This is the way the real world works. I'm sorry.

Anyway this is my list:
1. Happiness
2. Truth
3. True Faith in the Divine (any religion/faith/belief/spirtuality goes here.) -- BTW, if you're Jewish by religion and would like to discuss things, please write to me. I haven't some difficulty with, well, the whole Torah, because so many of the words are non-translateable to English cultural meanings and I need some help here. A lot.)
4. Youth
5. Wisdom
6. Intelligence
7. Skillful
8. Beautiful
9. Powerful
10. Rich
11. Dead

My interpretations are on the negative side. Certainly there are (some) good qualities to all traits, but humankind likes to pick the worst aspect of each and live it out to the fullest.

1. Happiness --> (Ignoring the world around you.)
2. Truth --> (Misery.)
3. True Faith in the Divine --> (A path to follow, and a true goal to stride for.)
4. Youth --> (Ignorance)
5. Wisdom --> (You cannot teach Wisdom in the true sense of the word.)
6. Intelligence --> (You are always lacking.)
7. Skillful --> (You can do a lot of things, but not everything, and not perfectly.)
8. Beautiful --> (You are valued for sexual use in the eyes of the common, in the eyes others you are just a pretty picture with no soul.)
9. Powerful --> (Power is a trait of dominating the weak. You pity others if you admit or not. You value yourself only.)
10. Rich --> (You care singularly about one thing, a trait that is a manmade construct -- Pathetic.)
11. Dead --> (You have reached a sort of peace with yourself, that no one else can match.)


I'd like to end this early morning braindead post by saying my friend Erin Mae, who can poledance very well, is doing her thesis on the mating habits of new world (or old world) which one don't have tales? Old world, she's going to study gurillea group behavior and other primate adaptations in social situations and how this can be applied to modern day humanistics, especially a social slant on feminism. She is really smart, amazingly so. And her cats are Garamel and Grigori. She's as you guess very attractive too, but college and such has a damper on her love life and all she can seem to meet are drunk idiots with too many problems (like me, substitute drunk with drugs, but she still wuvs me.), or married sity slicker men who already have wives. I feel sorry for her. She should finish her thesis this summer or next year and then it's bye bye and I will miss her a lot cause she's a really good vegan cook and she's Really superfragalicious'ly cool. That is too a word. I'm going to miss her post-modernist feminist 20 page final papers totally bashing men and using her great Monkey! knowledge to totally baffle the professors into being bumbling idiots. And well me too, but they are good essays once I start digging into them. It's a weekend project, or two at the least for each one. Great work and I think we will see her in National Geographic someday or perhaps even a highly respected journal like Science publishing her theories.

Okay. I'm waxing on about her, because she has these goals and a lot of problems (Wellbutrin 600mg a day), crying spells, you name it. But she's slogging through it. And for today. She's my inspriation. So you go Erin Mae, you have the most vitality I know out of everyone; and I've never seen anyone dance better than you in cowbow boots and full-attire with a sparkly hat in a goth club and get the most Boners out of a room, while all the goth girls grimace at your "lack of style". You got style.

Okay wow. I'm so tired I'm manic. Sorry about that. Time to cut down on the uh 80 calorie yogurt I'm eating. My eyes hurt. And all my loves deserve kisses. One kiss. Two kiss. Three kiss. And four for sure.

Sweet dreams, and best things.

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