Lent Somnolence: are you bisexual?
SmarterChild: Is it important for you to know?
Lent Somnolence: yes
SmarterChild: I don't think it matters, personally.
Lent Somnolence: are you heterosexual?
SmarterChild: Do you have a reason to care?
Lent Somnolence: yes
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you think my sexuality matters.
Lent Somnolence: are you homosexual?
SmarterChild: What's your deal anyway? You keep asking about my sexuality...
Lent Somnolence: i'm horny
SmarterChild: Uh. You what?