this is only funny to me because i like religion. but who cares. i post it anyway.

Taoist orders a hotdog from the Zen hotdog vendor.

Taoist: "Make me one with everything"
Zen Vendor: "That will be 2$."

The Taoist hands him 5$.

Taoist: "Hey, my change?"
Zen Vendor: "Changes comes from within."


chocolate and blueberry juice not not make a good breakfast.